Wednesday, November 26, 2014
RAD - Olympic Speed Skating Uniform Makers
As you all know, I aggressively love the Olympics. This past February, for the Sochi Olympics, I watched the coverage every night. I was there with Bob Costas when he had the pink that was so bad they booted him from the air. I was there when the heat wave melted all of the snow outside so the snowboarders were all falling and getting injured. And I was there when the USA's speed skating team sucked it up big time.
They were terrible. And speed skating is not that fun to watch unless your team is winning.
I have a theory for why they sucked. Maybe the costumes had something to do with it? Who did this to them? WHO? I want names and addresses because this is terrible. I'm sure that there is some scientific reason for the gray circular patch of fabric right in the crotchal region, but science be damned that shit is not right.
So I'm RADding the uniform makers, but also every person who looked at a USA team member in this uniform and said "Alright, let's get out there!"