Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Quote of the Week

Judge: Did you attend the educational programs?
Defendant: I went to the thing where you piss in a cup.
Judge: Pissing in a cup is not an educational program.

Couldn't make this shit up if I tried.


Angie said...

More court stories! I love your courtroom quotes.

Molly said...

I wish I could share all of my court stories via the interwebs. I'm always nervous about posting work stuff, though. We'll have to have more happy hours for story sharing!