Friday, November 30, 2012

Quote of the Day

Here's one of my favorites from court recently...

Q: What do you think of your wife's diagnosis?
A: You know, she's 60, so she's kind of done anyways.
Q: But do you know what her diagnosis is?
A: She's just too old.
Q: The doctors said she has dementia, does she?
A: Well, she don't cook me dinner no more.

There you have it, when a woman stops cooking her husband dinner, it must mean she has dementia.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

She don't cook me dinner no more, and I never learned me no good English either....

Love ya,
ps...Probate or Commitment?