Honestly I think leashing your kid is one of the laziest things you can do as a parent. I mean I know kids can be fast, but youre an adult. You should definitely be able to outrun a kid and at the very least overpower them. If not, it's probably time to hit the gym.
I understand that some chillin's are quite squirrely and in a crowded place could easily get lost, but just watch them carefully. Isn't that what parenting is all about? I mean 90% of the other parents are able to watch their children and not lose them without having to resort to putting their kid on a leash. So, what's wrong with those other parents?
Plus, think about the kid. Having to walk around on a leash must be humiliating and demoralizing. Can you imagine having to watch hundreds of other kids roam free and you're stuck on a leash? Let's take a closer look at what being on a leash really looks like:
Sadness! This little tyke wants to run free!
Parents, please take your kids off leashes. It's cruel and unusual punishment and we just don't stand for that in America.