Monday, January 18, 2010

Kids On Leashes

Nothing gives me quite so much joy as seeing a kid on a leash. It's awesome. I love the way it silently tells everyone around you that your kid is so much trouble and such a pain in your ass that you have to drag him around like a dog.

Honestly I think leashing your kid is one of the laziest things you can do as a parent. I mean I know kids can be fast, but youre an adult. You should definitely be able to outrun a kid and at the very least overpower them. If not, it's probably time to hit the gym.

I understand that some chillin's are quite squirrely and in a crowded place could easily get lost, but just watch them carefully. Isn't that what parenting is all about? I mean 90% of the other parents are able to watch their children and not lose them without having to resort to putting their kid on a leash. So, what's wrong with those other parents?

Plus, think about the kid. Having to walk around on a leash must be humiliating and demoralizing. Can you imagine having to watch hundreds of other kids roam free and you're stuck on a leash? Let's take a closer look at what being on a leash really looks like:

Sadness! This little tyke wants to run free!

Parents, please take your kids off leashes. It's cruel and unusual punishment and we just don't stand for that in America.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I guess the little boy in the picture with the leash around his waist can only take solace in the fact that his older brother on his left is no longer wearing a leash. So the little guy has hope!
My hope is that the little boy's mother doesn't see his picture on the Internet and wonder who on earth would take such a picture while on vacation at Disney. Hmmm...I wonder who would do such a dastardly deed? And no, it wasnt me!

Love ya,