Teens As Hipsters

Add this to the list of things I don't understand. Everywhere I go I see teenage kids wearing skinny jeans, wayfarers and generally looking like they don't shower or wash their clothes. It's a fashion statement that says "My body grew up in Eagan, but my soul lives in Northeast Minneapolis." WTF? If you can't drink a PBR, you are not a hipster. Posers.