Friday, April 25, 2008

May's Blooming Soon


And if you look closely at this picture you can see the spring blooms...they're all around the big rock. Spring flowers are my favorite sight in the world. Tulips, peonies, daffodils. Lovely. It really sickens me that they die two weeks after blooming. Actually now I feel really depressed. I think maybe I hate spring flowers, they're kind of a tease. You buy a bouquet of tulips and they brighten your home for a couple of days until they wilt and start to rot. Then visitors come over and while they used to say "Gee, those flowers are beautiful", now they can't even look at the vase because the flowers just make you look sad and cheap like you can't buy new flowers to put in your pathetic little vase.

Anyways, May is coming up and we need a way to celebrate it in a big way. Perhaps we can finally get that bowling in. Who's game (get it...game...bowling...har har)?




Sunday, April 6, 2008

NME Resolution Suggestion

This suggestion is for all the biyatches. Your April NME Resolution should be to invest in a clutch. Seriously. The weather is getting nicer and the clubs are getting more crowded. If I get bumped by one more diaper bag when I go out to a club I'm going to throw it down, and you DO NOT want to taste my pain.