It's A Small World

Look at those little wooden shoes. These children are Dutch, obviously. They are also a cliche. I love a good cliche, therefore, I love this Disney ride as it's ripe with cliches. For instance, the french kids are doing the can-can, irish kids are leprachauns, middle eastern kids are riding magic carpets outside the Taj Mahal and the asian kids all look the same! No, I'm joking, Ro said that last part and she's asian, so it's all good.

There's not much else to say about the ride. You get in a boat and sail through different rooms with dancing, singing children of different races. The problem is these kids sing the same damn song for eternity, so you're bound to get this tiresome tune into your head. For an added bonus, the boats get all backed up towards the end and you are likely to be stuck in one room for 5-10 minutes. Staring at the same creepy wooden creatures and still listening to that damn song.

Still, it's a Disney classic and one that they haven't tampered with, so I give them credit for that.

3/5 stars!