New Month's Eve: Quote of the Week

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Quote of the Week

Judge: Did you attend the educational programs?
Defendant: I went to the thing where you piss in a cup.
Judge: Pissing in a cup is not an educational program.

Couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

2 comments:

Angie said...: More court stories! I love your courtroom quotes.; October 7, 2010 at 8:25 AM
Molly said...: I wish I could share all of my court stories via the interwebs. I'm always nervous about posting work stuff, though. We'll have to have more happy hours for story sharing!; October 8, 2010 at 1:08 PM

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